SEVENTENTACLES

thedailywhat:

Lights Out: Good night. Sleep tight. Don’t let the bed bugs crawl into your earhole and lay their bed bug eggs inside your external auditory canal.

[bookofjoe.]

I WAS JUST WONDERING TODAY IF THIS EXISTED AND HOW I WANTED TO INVEST IN IT AND MAKE PEOPLE WHO SLEEP AROUND ME INVEST IN IT AS WELL. THIS WAS MY THOUGHT, FOR REAL. TODAY. THANK GOD.